Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
When my mom starts going on a rant about stuff i dont want to listen to, i put the phone down and let her keep rambling because if i hang up she will get pissed at me :P
"All that counts is here and now"
cockblockingpiano asked: My dearest MissyMel, I LOVE YOU MUCH!! You're going to regret following me, as you will soon realize it is as obnoxious as my twitter, but 19200x times worse. Cool.
My universe will never be the same i’m glad you came
cockblockingpiano asked: first ask?!
You must be the most special person alive
Sometimes I really hate her
